Sarcasm- the answer to stupidity!

Sarcasm is an art that has it's own charm. As far as our generation is considered, it isn't only a talent , it is a necessity to fight the stupidity of others in many situations! In order to illustrate the various situations in which one is forced to use sarcasm,  a wise person (anonymous though!) stated some of the most silliest questions that royally deserved sarcastic replies. Most of these were really funny, which is why i choose to post them here.

*At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends…

Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.  

*In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia…..why don’t you try again.

* At a funeral: One of the people with crocodile tears ask…
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

*At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the “Butter Paneer Masala” good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement.
We occasionally also spit in it.

*At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years

Stupid Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.

*When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping…. you dumbo

*When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…

Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I’m shedding……

*At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

Well, In Newton's words ( with a little bit of a change) 'To every stupid question there is an equally sarcastic answer!'